i decided to make my main page into a small faq section because of the amount of questions i get daily and well, because i can, mostly.

how old are you?
old enough to drink and drive (but never both), mentally I'm still 12. boys have cooties and whatnot and farts are hilarious.

will you do an art/port/whatever trade?
sorry but the answer 90% of the time will be no. I hate drawing. there, I said it. when I do, it's nothing but sketches and I can never finish things anymore and absolutely hate how I draw some things. that's also why I don't have a dA gallery or whatever anymore. the only things I'm compelled to finish anymore are small pixel things like avatars and whatever. yeah yeah i know it's stupid.

will you make me a...?
i'm sorry, no. i don't really draw/make free things when asked, it just happens. just because i've got a free patch page doesn't mean i will give out everything for free and at your beck and call. only if i'm commissioned, which are rarely open, sorry.

what do you make your avatars/whatever in?
photoshop 6.0. I have nothing newer than that. so you can pretty much make them in anything but I prefer something with layers so I can sketch big, shrink/angle it then trace it over and finish in fsh ed/whatever.

how exactly do you make your avatars?
first off, it takes a decent knowledge of general anatomy to make a decent avatar. makes sense right? you'll also need to know angles, generally 3/4ths angles and how things walk. they don't just stomp and only move one or two feet, watch yourself or your dog/cat walk. they move various things every time. furcadia is an angled kind of game, so a straight line is one up, two across. make a brush of that, and use it for help when making something. there you go!

omg, stop ignoring me/talk to me already!
first off, apparently most folks seem to think i'm ignoring them or instantly hate them if i don't reply and it's extremely frusterating. there's a reason why my whispers are usually off, it's mostly because I don't like to talk. stupid, huh? I just don't like to talk to most people. it doesn't mean I hate you, it's more along the lines of 'I have nothing to say or just don't want to talk.' i probably worded that horrendously but it might help a little? i don't know. also, you know, there's things like real life constantly shoved in my face. that's also pretty distracting. y'know, work, chores, blowing up things. also I have the memory span of a goldfish and forget things/people very quickly, it's just how it is. if you seriously need to talk to me, you can just e-mail me.

omg you're such a (insert word here)!
i'm sorry you feel this way about me, but chances are there's a good reason why things may have been said or done. i only really speak up when something's really upsetting me, otherwise i usually don't reply/speak.

will you roleplay with me?
i might. keep in mind though that my interest wanes very quickly and i'm stupid and can't think up plots/actions very well so things might be repeated, replies might be slow.. so your best bet is to find someone else, honestly.

will you chat/talk to me?
...um... maybe..? i honestly don't know why people want to talk to me, there's nothing else to really know. just because i make patches on a pixel game shouldn't mean that i'm super amazing and worth talking to.

uhhh.. i'll think of more things later.